Our conversations don't get much better than this

Rich and I were out running errands today and the car in front of us had an advertisement on the back window that included the web address graciepa.com.

I assumed it was for the town of Gracie, PA so I asked Rich where Gracie, PA was. Because of course he knows every town in Pennsylvania by name and location since he grew up here, right? Just how he assumes I know every town in Michigan. Which I totally pretend to do by the way!

Anyway...once he got over his confusion about what the hell I was asking him and what it had to do with someone named Gracie he made some smart ass comment about it being a one person town.

And that led to this...

Me: *sigh* I always wanted to be my own one person town.

Rich: *weird look*

Me: I could be the town sheriff.

Rich: huh

Me: And the town mayor.

Rich: right

Me: And the town drunk!

Rich:

Me: And the town prostitute!

Rich:

Me: *sigh*

Rich: And you could do it all without leaving the house.

Me: I know! Life would be perfect!

Rich: