The other day The Boy gently grabbed both of my boobs and said "What are these Mommy?".
After almost choking I said "They're breasts TB".
"Oh, breasts" says The Boy. "You get them at Target."
Trying not to laugh I replied "hmmmm...that's interesting, where do you think you find them at Target."
Looking at me like I was a bit lacking in intelligence..."On the shelf, Mommy!".