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Just continuing to keep it real on MNT!
Don't worry there aren't any pictures (Oh wait, yes there are. Let's just consider them "illustrations," OK?).
Episode 1: Noah's talent (aka For a boy so small how is this possible?)
The other night after getting both boys in bed I walked into the bathroom to find Noah had been there and not flushed after his visit.
In the toilet was something that looked very similar to the drawing below.
I'm guesstimating that the upper curve was a good foot long. Seriously. No exaggeration. The stick on the bottom six inches at a minimum.
It was impressive. I can't lie.
When you consider this came out of a boy that is only six years old, and a small six at that? Astounding.
And the kicker? There wasn't a shred of toilet paper in the toilet, or anywhere else in the bathroom.
He's six. Trying to figure out why he didn't wipe is beyond me.
Unless he just wanted to preserve the evidence of his creation.
Episode 2: Consider this a PSA of the Kiel variety
Imagine my surprise when I changed Kiel's diaper this afternoon and it was full of white polystyrene pellets. And it sparkled.
Not impressive, but interesting.
As were the two additional diapers I changed over the next hour.
Apparently Kiel ate some of Noah's PlayFoam. And his GI tract decided to "Squish it, Sculpt it, and Mold it!"
Fortunately Kiel isn't the first child to eat it, as this is the information on their website:
The Play Foam beads are non-toxic, non-allergenic and contain no gluten, proteins or other allergens. The beads are made of phthalate-free polymers and foam. The beads are tasteless and may cause slight diarrhea if ingested.
They are correct about the diarrhea by the way.
I love it when you keep it real! AND when you talk about poop. It's one of my favorite topics. Why is it that little boys don't like to flush? Yesterday, I walked in on my son while he was on the pot. He had been in there awhile. He quickly hid something from me, I knew it was a video game. He said he hadn't played video games in the bathroom in a long time so it was justified. Freak.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter used to HATE wiping. I do not miss the days that she would cry for me to come into the bathroom and wipe her because it was too "gross" haha. Thank God she is now 9 and would rather die than have her mother wipe her butt!
ReplyDeleteMan those boys got some skillz, LOLLLLL!
ReplyDeleteI do not miss the days that she would cry for me to come into the bathroom and wipe her because it was too "gross" haha. Thank God she is now 9 and would rather die than have her mother .
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