I assumed it was for the town of Gracie, PA so I asked Rich where Gracie, PA was. Because of course he knows every town in Pennsylvania by name and location since he grew up here, right? Just how he assumes I know every town in Michigan. Which I totally
Anyway...once he got over his confusion about what the hell I was asking him and what it had to do with someone named Gracie he made some smart ass comment about it being a one person town.
And that led to this...
Me: *sigh* I always wanted to be my own one person town.
Rich: *weird look*
Me: I could be the town sheriff.
Rich: huh
Me: And the town mayor.
Rich: right
Me: And the town drunk!
Rich:
Me: And the town prostitute!
Rich:
Me: *sigh*
Rich: And you could do it all without leaving the house.
Me: I know! Life would be perfect!
Rich:
Too funny! You knew I had to check it out. Jiu Jitsu, I never saw that one coming.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! Sounds almost like a conversation I would have with my husband! Ha ha! Love it!
ReplyDeleteIf you are the only person in the town, doesn't that mean that you don't have to drive carpool, run errands or cook dinner?
ReplyDeleteWhoever's business that is grateful to you girl. His website hits probably hit the roof and he was like huh? You are too funny and I think you'd be a great prostitute, i mean sheriff.
ReplyDeleteBut then you would have to be the town maid, trash man and cook too.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
you need one more person to do the work. They don't have to speak, just clean up.
Congrats on being the blog of the week!
Sounds like myself and my husband.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! You're hillarious :D :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on being the blog of the week, Sam chose well ;)
Too fun! Congrats on Blog-o-the-week. Do you ever read The Un Mom? I think you guys would get along great
ReplyDeleteI think I am the one person town here in the middle of nowhere Ontario!
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Congrats on being blogger of the week! That conversation is just too funny. I am sure Hubby liked the town prostitute idea.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day.
So funny! I read some of your other posts and I was laughing at those also. Congrats of being blogger of the week.
ReplyDeleteCracked me up! Congrats on the blog of the week honors :)
ReplyDeleteYeah i'm wondering how the town prostitute thing would work out....probably not a whole lot of income there! Congrats on blogger of the week! Reading down a few posts i love the artwork from your son that you made into notecards! how fun! ok i really need to tone down my use of exclamation points. (!!!) Love the blog - will be back for more!
ReplyDeleteI know every person has their own opinion and reason why they want on their own, me also I want to live on my own. I don't want anybody to dictate what I want and I will or not. I am so tired of that ways that's why I prefer to do something like this Zhu Zhu a k a Go Go Pets Hamster Carrier Bed and Two Blankets Pink and Teal
ReplyDeleteI was reading a couple of posts back and couldn't help laughing. And now this! Congratulations on being chosen Blogger of the Week!!! Here's a toast *cheers*
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