Today while at the lab dropping off Mr. Poopy Pants fecal samples I sat next to a woman.
The woman was wearing white socks and black sandals. Well, she was on one foot anyway. The other foot she had in her lap, sock off, and was picking at her toe nails. Picking at her toe nails! I public!
I was speechless.
She asked me if I'd ever had an ingrown toenail.
I decided this was a conversation I didn't want to get in to, so I just shook my head.
Of course, I was the one sitting there with little vials of poop in my lap.