Herman the Hemorrhoid that is. Or Hermy, as I (not so) affectionately call him.
Yes, a walnut size mass has taken over my anal region. And it ain’t pretty. Or comfortable.
All in all I’ve been pretty lucky as far as the irritating pregnancy issues go. No varicose veins (yet), no stretch marks, no sciatica, I’m not waddling yet.
But damn Hermy, you came on with a vengeance this week.
Oh dear God, I remember the days....me and my own Hermy, waddling around...not liking one another, but stuck with each other.
ReplyDeleteMay Hermy disappear quickly for you and your arse's sake.
Ouch.